Can i get a light from you, mr. smith? And do you know where the party is? I've been walking a blue streak all night long And i'm tired of looking for a place to piss Can you tell me about yourself, mr. smith? Yeah, me, you can read like an open book I don't hide myself like some other people do When there's gristle in the meat, i just swallow and chew Chorus: Pleased to meet you, mr. smith, (and) do you know where the party is? Pleased to meet you, mr. smith, (and) do you know where the party is? Cast your eyes around, mr. smith Do you see that dog lying in the road? Coughin' up stuff from a pigeon that died Hit an eighteen wheeler on the 405 Chorus repeat Do you know this neighborhood, mr. smith? Used to be someplace, sometime, somewhere People built it up from the dirt and dust, Loanin' out money from an eastern trust Chorus repeat x2