Runnin' down a purple shallow, goin' down somewhere Goin' down the alleyway, lookin' for a dead dog with a custard pie I am looking for a dil*o in the sky And if i find it soon, i think i'll call the menendez boys Chorus: Think i'll call the menendez boys Turnin' on the tv set Rollin' underwater in a green narcotic dream Buy a big baseball bat, then call up the rubberman « in plastic frown, » blow up this town, think i'll call the menendez boys Chorus repeat x3 Coolin' out at big 51, got a sleepin' bag and a new canteen Shave my body of every hair Jump back in my rail Remove tattoos, the bel air blues Chorus repeat Livin' on a crooked road Crawlin' on the freeway You can call me sam, or you can bark my hole And you can use my dick for a walkin' pole « slattery has his wake An angle slide in baltimore Everybody got another 'nother plan Everybody got another 'nother land Never never never never never never never! Never never never! Chorus repeat x4