[Chorus] Rob Lowe, Rob Lowe, everybody get low Rob Lowe, Rob Lowe, everybody get low Rob Lowe, Rob Lowe, everybody get low Rob Lowe, Rob Lowe, everybody get low [Verse 1: Fizziq AKA Positivity] Rob Lowe, Rob Lowe, everybody get low Now the roof's on fire like Saint Elmo So put that a** on the floor and get ready to go Now when I ask you "What's your favourite show?" Shout "Parks and Rec," motherf**ers! ("Parks and Rec" motherf**ers!) Now who's the best character on The West Wing? On the mic check make the ladies sing Cocaine fiend, snort shoebox full of blow Everybody knows it's Rob Lowe, Rob Lowe [Chorus] Rob Lowe, Rob Lowe, everybody get low Rob Lowe, Rob Lowe, everybody get low Rob Lowe, Rob Lowe, everybody get low Rob Lowe, Rob Lowe, everybody get low [Bridge: Jay Z Jr.] Robert Hepler "Rob" Lowe, born March 17, 1964, is an American actor. Lowe came to prominence after appearing in such films as The Outsiders, Oxford Blues, About Last Night..., St. Elmo's Fire, and Wayne's World [Verse 2: Stan Manson] Rob Lowe making straight men question their s**uality Pretty boy stunting on that hit sitcom salary Parks and Rec episodes are a riot and a party Rob Lowe, Rashida Jones, Aziz Ansari Goddamn, Robert's acting got me in a tizzy Saw the dude at the club, buying bottles, getting tipsy Sheryl by his side and the rest of the clique When his wife and him go home, you know she s**ing on that dick [Chorus] Rob Lowe, Rob Lowe, everybody get low Rob Lowe, Rob Lowe, everybody get low Rob Lowe, Rob Lowe, everybody get low Rob Lowe, Rob Lowe, everybody get low [Bridge: Jay Z Jr.] On television, Lowe is known for his role as Sam Seaborn on The West Wing, and his role as Senator Robert McCallister on Brothers & Sisters. He is currently a main cast member of Parks and Recreation [Verse 3: Jerk Tasty "The Beauty Queen"] He's a motherf**ing Outsider But you know he likes to get inside her Sheryl that is, his wife of 21 years Kids and a rock and a house in the hills Cause his sk**s are whack, played some guys named Jack The illest motherf**er to come out of the Brat Pack About Last Night, man I ain't got sh** Number 2 got the sk**s to run this hit No Vampire Diaries but he looks the same Ian Somerhalder ain't got the Rob Lowe game In Wayne's World played a dick called Benjamin Orders Chinese food in Cantonese not Mandarin Ribbed for her pleasure, man those 'domes is nasty Cause Rob Lowe's dick gonna blast your a**-ty [Chorus] Rob Lowe, Rob Lowe, everybody get low Rob Lowe, Rob Lowe, everybody get low Rob Lowe, Rob Lowe, everybody get low Rob Lowe, Rob Lowe, everybody get low [Bridge: Jay Z Jr.] Early in his career, Lowe gained notoriety as a life-in-the-fast-lane playboy, ending up in the spotlight for various personal indiscretions and tabloid scandals, including one of the first s** tape scandals to hit Hollyweird [Outro: Rob Lowe] That, literally, was the most moving thing I've ever heard