Stan Manson - Halloweird lyrics
[Intro: Tim Curry] Let them know it's Halloween Hit it! [Verse 1: Fizziq AKA Positivity] Boo! Scared you didn't I? Don't lie you're still shaking I can see No need to, it's just me Your old pal the wizard Here to cast some magic spells Summon up some demon pals What you want, a wish? It'll cost you a small fee And don't even try if you'll be asking me for three Better stop right now with your genie worship wishing I'm a wizard motherf**er not a house magician Now it's time for me to go, better rise up off my feet But first I'll have me some salt cause a wizard gotta eat Salt [Chorus] Anything can happen on Halloween Anything can happen on Halloween Anything can happen on Halloween Anything can happen on Halloween [Verse 2: Stan Manson] Who's the ghost that can spook you the most? I'm riding back seat in the drop top lighting bowls with Jackie O Haunting all these p**y a**holes asking for a Manson curse I'm a freaking freaky spirit, when I'm done bring out the hearse Because you're dead, the cops straight up put this case to bed When its the work of ghouls there ain't sh** that can be said Or done, I'm gone, like a lightning bolt I've hidden On some immortal realm plotting who's my next victim [Verse 3: Jay Z Jr.] I'm a skeleton, b**h my bones are rich calcium But that's beside the point because your a** is about to be spooked again Ain't got no flesh, no muscles and no brain But my spooky bony dance is enough to drive your a** insane Catch me in the graveyard getting lit, bumping The Misfits I'll be up on the mic cause this skeleton known to spit sh** My flow is milky smooth and b**h my bones are too b**h don't try and beef with me cause I'm a supernatural dude Reanimated, getting faded so much quicker It ain't that I'm a featherweight, I just ain't got a liver [Chorus] Anything can happen on Halloween Anything can happen on Halloween Anything can happen on Halloween Anything can happen on Halloween [Verse 4: Jerk Tasty "The Beauty Queen"] f** ghouls I'm a goblin, not a punk or a spook Yeah I'm ring deep in p**y, all the b**hes got the scoop Run my sticky little finger down your greasy little spine Giving all the girls the goosebumps like I'm R.L. Stine Putting scares in they mind while I never need to neg Get them screaming with they mouths while they smiling with they legs Now the devil she come over all covered in tattoos This b**h is more than I can handle but I'll f** her too Resurrected from the grave yeah I rose from the land Like I'm Jesus the Christ but I got bigger hands You know what that means, got a dick like a sledgehammer You know it's halloween when I get around to slammin her Party with s*uts, it's a goblin speciality Don't matter if you're human cause I'm into bestiality [Interlude: Stan Manson] DJ Jack Snaxxx Bring it to the front Let's make this one spooky! [Verse 5: DJ Jack Snaxxx] I'm a pumpkin, don't you mess with me I'm a pumpkin, I'm as orange as can be I'm a pumpkin, that's right I said it I'm a pumpkin, call me a gourd and you'll regret it I'm a pumpkin, bake me into a pie I'm a pumpkin, if you did that, I would die