Stan Jones - Holiday Madness lyrics

[ VERSE 1 ] Every year I hear "Happy holiday" What's my religion? I do what the dollar say That's why I celebrate Christmas Cause this overweighed redneck devil is big business So all season I'm up preyin On black communities, is what I'm sayin And y'all keepin me fat All over America it's on like that Kids lookin for Saint Nick Just leave me some cookies and get off my damn dick You want a present? n***a, please Your house is a wreck, and you're decoratin trees Now how dumb can y'all be? No food in the kitchen, and you go and buy a tree? And then say it's for the children, but you're grown They can't miss what they ain't never known But since everybody else is out celebratin You allow your child to worship a Satan Better known as Santa Claws in your pocket from L.A. to Atlanta And yeah pops, you're silly too You shoulda told your children Santa Clause is really you And spared em the sadness Before they got all caught up in holiday madness [ VERSE 2 ] (A whole day dedicated to the devil) It's Palm Sunday, and after church I'm goin huntin For colored eggs, cause Santa was frontin He musta thought it was Pa**over Cause he never brought his a** over My house. But today I get new clothes anyway Plus a little money; thank you, Easter Bunny For the basket of jelly beans Even though I don't know what the hell he means I never read about him in the Bible The horny, little, pagan idol No wonder my mind is so twisted By thank God my church wasn't broke-wristed Even though I never went I know I still can repent Cause ain't nobody perfect, but n***as so dense We seem to only come together over nonsense [ VERSE 3 ] (A whole day dedicated to the devil) October 31st is my favorite Little boys still at my do', cause I ain't gave em sh** (But what you so mean for?) Little brats yellin 'Trick or Treat' all through my screen door When y'all should be at home sleep Instead of at my front porch 15 deep The jack-o'-lantern came in handy So, I can turn my porch light out like I ain't got no candy But ain't that somethin? You buy a Halloween costume and a pumpkin Almost gave your children a heart-attack It's a tradition, but who the hell started that? A whole day dedicated to the devil That's just one out of several Most people don't think But America need to see a shrink For her holiday madness [ VERSE 4 ] Damn, I can't wait until it get dark So I can light these fireworks up at the park And celebrate my independence It's the 4th of July, but I ain't got 10 cents I bought the jumbo a**ortment Then came out the pocket for a goddamn skyrocket And the sh** was a dud It was lit, but it never even left the mud But at least I got freedom where I'm at Plus Red Devil and Wild Cat And they open 24 hours And right about now they got a sale on bloomin flowers So I'm ready to celebrate July 4th 1930, the true date Cause in 1776 Black people were still in the mix Until the comin of W.D. Farad The God in person, yeah cursin America, word is bond And left us Elijah and Farrakhan