Rumplemeyer's Horseshoes Are the best you can use What so proudly he nailed Onto all kinds of horses Whose broad backs and bright eyes As they smile in their stalls Give proof through the night That they wear Rumplemeyer's Ask the horse who owns one He'll say, "Son of a gun Rumplemeyer's Horseshoes Are, by me, number one" That's Rumplemeyer's Horseshoes Spelled R-U-M-P-L-E-Meyer's Twenty-seven Chestnut Street Ask for Harry or Dave