[CONNOR] Dear Evan Hansen, We've been way too out of touch Things have been crazy and it s**s that we don't talk that much I should tell you that I think of you each night I rub my nipples and start moaning with delight [EVAN, spoken] Why would you write that? [JARED, spoken] I'm just trying to tell the truth [EVAN, spoken] You know what? If you aren't going to take this seriously... [JARED, spoken] Okay you need to calm yourself! [EVAN, spoken] This has to be perfect, okay? The emails have to prove that we were actually friends. They've got to be completely realistic [JARED, spoken] There is nothing unrealistic about the love that one man feels for another. [EVAN, spoken] Let's go back. [JARED, spoken] In fact, it's something quite beautiful. [EVAN, spoken] Let's go back Jared! [CONNOR, sung] I've gotta tell you life without you has been hard [JARED, spoken] Hard? [CONNOR] Has been bad [JARED, spoken] Bad? [CONNOR] Has been rough [JARED, spoken] Lame! [CONNOR] And I miss talking about life and other stuff [JARED, spoken] Very specific [EVAN, spoken] Shut up [CONNOR] I like my parents [JARED, spoken] Who says that? [CONNOR] I love my parents But each day's another fight If I stop smoking d** then everything might be alright [JARED, spoken] Smoking d** [EVAN, spoken] Just fix it! [JARED, spoken] This isn't realistic at all! It doesn't even sound like Connor! [EVAN, spoken] Well I want to show that I was a good friend, Y'know? That I was trying to help him [JARED, spoken] You are just cute as a freaking bu*ton [CONNOR] If I stop smoking crack [EVAN, spoken] Crack?! [CONNOR] If I stop smoking pot then everything might be alright I'll take your advice I'll try to be more nice I'll turn it around Wait and see It's all that it takes Is a little reinvention it's easy to change if you give it your attention all you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be sincerely, me [JARED, spoken] Are we done yet? [EVAN, spoken] Well I mean I can't just show them one email [JARED, spoken] Okay, please stop hyperventilating [EVAN, spoken] I'm not hyperventilating [JARED, spoken] You're having considerable trouble breathing [EVAN, spoken] I'm having no trouble breathing [JARED, spoken] Do you need a paper bag to breath into? [EVAN, spoken] I'm not hyperventilating! [EVAN, sung] Dear Connor Murphy, Yes I've also missed our talks Stop doing d** Just try to take deep breaths and go on walks I'm sending pictures of the most amazing trees [JARED, spoken] No! [EVAN] You'll be obsessed with all my forest expertise [JARED, spoken] Ridiculous! [EVAN] Dude I'm proud of you Just keep pushing through You're turning around I can see [CONNOR] Just wait and see [ALL] It's all that it takes Is a little reinvention it's easy to change if you give it your attention all you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be sincerely, me [CONNOR] My sister's hot [EVAN, spoken] What the hell? [JARED, spoken] My bad [CONNOR] Dear Evan Hansen, Thanks for every note you send [EVAN] Dear Connor Murphy, I'm just glad to be your friend [EVAN & CONNOR] Our friendship goes beyond Your average kind of bond But not because we're Gay No not because we're gay We're close, but not that way The only man that I love is my dad [CONNOR] Well anyway [EVAN] You're getting better everyday [CONNOR] I'm getting better everyday [EVAN & CONNOR] We're getting better everyday [ALL] Hey hey hey hey! It's all that it takes Is a little reinvention it's easy to change if you give it your attention all you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be sincerely, Miss you dearly Sincerely Me Sincerely Me Sincerely Me Sincerely Me