Thou swell, thou witty, thou sweet, thou grand Wouldst kiss me pretty? Wouldst hold my hand? Both thine eyes are cute too, what they do to me Hear me holler, I choose a sweet lollapaloosa in thee I'd feel so rich in a hut for two Two rooms and kitchen I'm sure would do Give me not a lot of, just a plot of land And thou swell, thou witty, thou grand.