One shinin' bright The other hung the moon Just like night and day One must leave the room Oh why, tell me why First, second, third Sounds just like a lover Home went way out left field Left his base uncovered Oh why, tell me why Newton found his theory Lyin' underneath a tree But, long before that Ly Mr. Adam, Ms. Eve Oh, why Why, Why, Why Why you wanna make me cry Why, you wanna make me do those things I do Makin' a fool of myself over you Oh why, tell me why I wasn't born yesterday I know where I was the day before Sittin' on a plane I was knocking at her door And why, I'll tell you why I was there for only what was mine And that's sixteen years of my precious time And, that there, I don't take too lightly Come on home, Darlin', let's go quietly