Christine, I don't see why you won't come clean And admit that you know it's only me Who wants to be the one to kiss your skinned up knees You shove for something you can rise above And i know you're too small to fall in love Why are you so mean? Now come on, Christine I've only begun to show you how we can have real fun I want you to know you're the only one That I want to come home with me to show my gun collection While you bluff, always trying to play it so tough When I know that by now you've had enough But you're still so mean -- now, come on Christine What do you say? Do you have to think it over? Oh and by the way I know that you're young and clever But no one stays young forever We won't discuss how we should keep this all between us Because i know you're a genius At making sure that nobody here has seen us And I swear you'll find in this affair I can be so discreet it's like I'm not even there But you're still so mean -- now come on Christine