SRH - Mitch Hedberg Pt. 4 lyrics

I used to do d**, I still do but I used to toot I used to have really long hair and people thought I was high on stage Because people a**ociate long hair with drug use I wish long hair was a**ociated with something other than drug use Like an extreme longing for cake And that’s strange, as I see a longhaired guy I say “That f**er eats cake!” He is on bun cake Mothers saying to their daughters don’t bring the cake eater over here anymore He smell like flour Did you see how excited he got when he found out your birthday was fast approachin?