I met her just last Wednesday By Friday she was mine Saturday she spent the night And everything was fine By Sunday she was on my nerves I wanna be alone Tuesday's here it's been a week Why won't she go home In the bedroom she's faking All the good ones are taken Do I have freak stamped across my forehead I just want a normal girlfriend But here we go again The start of week two She cooks me dinner at her pad But I can't believe its just so I can meet her mom and dad So I sat her down and told her I just wanna be friends Today when I got home The crazy b**h was movin in In the bedroom she's faking All the good ones are taken Do I have freak stamped across my forehead I just want a normal girlfriend But here we go again Dear God I'm so ashamed I'll do anything to get laid In the bedroom she's faking All the good ones are taken Do I have freak stamped across my forehead I just want a normal girlfriend But here we go again