[Verse 1] Debbie just hit the wall, she never had it all One Prozac a day, husband's a CPA Her dreams went out the door, when she turned 24 Only been with one man; what happened to her plans? She was gonna be an actress, she was gonna be a star She was gonna shake that a** on the hood of Whitesnake's car Now her SUV has become the enemy Looks at her average life, nothing has been alright [Chorus] Since Bruce Springsteen, Madonna Way before Nirvana There was U2 and Blondie And music still on MTV Her two kids in high school They tell her that she's uncool 'Cause she's still preoccupied With 19, 19, 1985 [Verse 2] She's seen all the cla**ics at least a hundred times: Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink, Fast Times at Ridgemont High She rocked out to Wham!, not a big Limp Bizkit fan Never knew George was gay; hoped they'd hook up one day Where's her fairytale? Where's her dream? Where's the quarterback from her high school football team? Where's her fairytale? Where's her dream? How many times will she ask herself "What happened to me?" Ask herself "What happened?" (The rubber broke!) [Chorus] When Bruce Springsteen, Madonna Way before Nirvana There was U2 and Blondie And music still on MTV Her two kids in high school They tell her that she's uncool 'Cause she's still preoccupied With 19, 19, 1985 [Bridge] She hates time, make it stop When did Mötley Crüe become Cla**ic Rock She hates time, make it stop She hates time, make it Make it, make it, make it, make it, make it STOP! [Chorus] Bruce Springsteen, Madonna Way before Nirvana There was U2 and Blondie And music still on MTV Her two kids in high school They tell her that she's uncool 'Cause she's still preoccupied With 1985 Bruce Springsteen, Madonna Way before Nirvana There was U2 and Blondie And music still on MTV Her two kids in high school They tell her that she's uncool 'Cause she's still preoccupied With 19, 19, 1985