Hey, little a**hole! I thought I told you to stay out of my room? My daddy used to call me little a**hole, when he got home from work every night That's because I used to break everything he owned, everything that he thought was nice At 65, he's getting old, daddy's getting a little slow Now I'm gonna break everything else he owns, tonight It all started back in '77, when god sent this angel down from heaven You hoped I'd become the king of my cla**, but I turned out to be a royal pain in the a** You decided to call me Mitch, well, paybacks are a b**h And I guess I'm just the punishment for your past My daddy used to call me little a**hole, (Little a**hole!) when he got home from work every night That's because I used to break everything he owned, everything that he thought was nice Well, 65 is getting old, daddy's getting a little slow Now I'm gonna break everything else he owns, tonight You decided to send me off to Shepherd Pratt*, where they said "Sir, we'll take care of your little brat" First, they diagnosed me with hyperactivity, then they said I had A B C D E F'in' G Said I'd be a problem child, always just a little wild Well, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree My daddy used to call me little a**hole, (Little a**hole!) when he got home from work every night That's because I used to break everything he owned, everything that he thought was nice Well, 65 is getting old, daddy's getting a little slow Now I'm gonna break everything else he owns, tonight I can hear him say... "Hey, little a**hole! I thought I told you to stay out of my room?" Daddy thought he wasted all his money, sending me off to the university But he didn't realize my long-term scheme, only 5-and-1-half years to get my degree When I got home, I'd never guess, daddy had a new address and the note said there was no room there for me! My daddy used to call me little a**hole, (You little a**hole!) when he got home from work every night (What the hell did you do now?) That's because I used to break everything he owned, everything that he thought was nice Well, 65 is getting old, daddy's getting a little slow I think it's time for me to go, the basement's getting mighty cold, but not before I break everything else tonight I can hear him say "Hey, little a**hole! I thought I told you to stay out of my room? Hey, little a**hole! I thought I told you to stay out of my room?"