There's a man going around in this town selling lies He's the bad businessman And the mess he sells is bad And the mess he leaves is sad He's a clown That's going to get bounced around If he don't keep his business underground He's a player But every time he deals a round It's a bad hand What a bad man Beware of what he sells It's shooting you straight to hell "Tain't no bottom in that wishing well Bad businessman