(difford/tilbrook) I've been totally re-strung I'm in tune and i'm in love I'm a piano that's made out of fruit I'm the frog she chose to kiss Perhaps not a handsome prince There is nothing i feel i've got to prove If i fall in love again it could be the last time If i fall in love again will i repeat The mistakes that i made And then make them again like a creep This could be the last time This could be the last time for me If it's happiness you crave Won't you look at me today I'm smiling like the cat with all the cream There's a swagger in my walk A grade I'm the salmon who made it back up stream I'm a slightly chipped antique In a market going cheap That someday will be worth a thousand pounds I've shed the walls of my cocoon Normal service has resumed There's no need to paint A face on this clown