(difford/tilbrook) I know that i'm bonkers Stupidity conquers Forgive me i know not what i do The cunning behaviour Takes up every acre Of emotional cage in the zoo You know how it goes The volcano blows Eruptions hold the duvet down The words on the lips The sticking out ribs As i try to push my weight around I'm sorry please witness This act of forgiveness It's all i can do for her to see That i was the sad case A mouse in the rat race Won't somebody pa** me the cheese The size of her breasts Like woodpeckers nests Would comfort me on winter nights The brains in my pants Create milli amps Of pleasure with seconds of delight I'm bonkers believe me A federico fellini I'm swinging on the windmills of my mind Where i have been ground down I'm still walking down town I'm leaving all this madness behind Laid back on the couch With me the old slouch For an oscar on the silent screen There's no time to waste As i fill my fat face With a pizza slice and custard cream I'm sorry i hurt you I'm bonkers believe me