Squeeze - Funny How It Goes lyrics

(difford/tilbrook) Warning: these lyrics are unconfirmed and may be inaccurate. they represent the best attempt at deciphering the song we have yet to see. Like trying to knock down pins with marbles in my hand She wouldn't take a hi from me the average man Funny what money can do to people But she had a light that had sparked up her evil Trying to chat up women who rate themselves so high Shouldn't be my subject but i felt like i should try Funny what drink can do for soldiers Well she must into men a little bit older Funny how it goes -- how money steals the show And all her diamonds twinkle as she dances and what's it got for me Hung over in my tree? I saw the sun shine bright in front of...... Trying to get her dancing was not an easy job She made out like houdini when i said do you bop Funny what rhythm does it k**s me Like champagne women only seem to spill me Trying to get the picture, i settled down to a drink When up came cinderella, so what was i to think Funny how these shoes fit a dragon Well she's like the sharks that you get in manhattan Funny how it goes -- how money steals the show And all her diamonds twinkle as she dances and what's it got for me Hung over in my tree? I saw the sun shine bright in front of.....