Squeeze - Wicked & Cruel lyrics

I had the rug pulled from under my feet But I didn't feel a thing I can't believe the luck I seem to have And the joy that good luck brings When I die Ill return as a housefly And land upon her wall So I can see who shell end up with If its anyone at all Did I say that How could anyone be so wicked and cruel I sat and listened to the radio A landscape of moving noise She was busy looking through the curtains Her nose in a distant void Then I thought I would come back as a spider Because she hates them so much They get sprayed down the bathroom plughole Can I expect the same touch Maybe not then Because beneath it all were wicked and cruel Shut up, listen to the radio I can't help feeling I've been stepped on She likes to kick like a mule Did I say that How could anyone be so wicked and cruel If I come back as her would I love me How could anyone be so wicked and cruel She likes to think I'm a fool Two fools in love How could anyone be so wicked and cruel