Spunge - All Gone Wrong lyrics

Wanna tell a story bout a girl named sheila Lovely lil thing but a bit of a dreamer Shes been married for three long years Got three children and they're all lil dears But Now shes bored with her married bliss So She goes out on the town, has a bit of this and that Guy ment nothing, one night stand Test turned blue, got much more on her hands Uh-oh, its all gone wrong and (X3) ITS ALL GONE WRONG Derek knew she worked at the supermarket So while out on a drive decided to go and park it Down by the river, walked to the store Never got the courage up2 talk2 her before But he'd been up practisin all last night Plannin what he's gonna say Makin sure it sounded right As he turned the corner by the milk and orange juice Playin tonsil hockey with the spotty guy from fresh produce Tom was a guy that fully understood That the car that u drive is an extension of ur manhood As u can imagine, never let her down Entered the equation wen he drove his cadillac around Pretty damn long pretty damn wide 2 silver lightenin bolts painted down the side Imagine his grief, pity his pain Both broke down one mornin and never started up again Fred played the guitar in his best mates band He knew that they'd get far All they needed was a helping hand When practising one evenin there was a knock at the door Opened up to see a guy noone had ever seen before Introduced himself as bob the talent scout Handed them a form, told them they should fill it out Theyre still practisin in fred's backroom Owe 10 thousand quid, bailiffs will be calling soon Wanna tell a story bout a girl named sheila Lovely lil thing but a bit of a dreamer Shes been married for three long years Got three children and they're all lil dears But Now shes bored with her married bliss So She goes out on the town, has a bit of this and that Guy ment nothing, one night stand Test turned blue, got much more on her hands