Sprung Monkey - Barney's Ball-A-Rama lyrics

I used to be a wierdo Now they call me (a sicko) Because my thoughts they taught me something less (indecent) I used to be a wierdo Now they call me (a pervert) Oh am I strange or am I normal? So one day I sat and thought it all out (while stroking) Oh I guess I'm just a twisted f** (still stroking) My feudal remorses I add to the place A lay in the slam boy, gee I'm great This is a simple sample of the games that I play Lewd, crude, but it's effective in this day and age This is a simple sample of the games that I play Lewd, crude, but it's effective in this day and age Well standing on my feet down in my room (still stroking) Magazines, movies, wished I'd screwed Coming into my own house with a blast I finally f**ed my first chick in the a** I used to be a wierdo Now they call me (fruit) Running around Makes me mad for the week This is a simple sample of the games that I play Lewd, crude, but it's effective in this day and age This is a simple sample of the games that I play Lewd, crude, but it's effective in this day and age I really, really think it f**in' is C'mon C'mon down to Barney's house C'mon C'mon down to Barney's house C'mon down to Barney's ball-a-rama C'mon down to Barney's ball-a-rama C'mon down to Barney's ball-a-rama C'mon down to Barney's ball-a-rama C'mon....what a house C'mon down now to Barney's house C'mon....what a house C'mon down now to Barney's house C'mon down to Barney's ball-a-rama C'mon down to Barney's ball-a-rama C'mon down to Barney's ball-a-rama C'mon down to Barney's ball-a-rama Now lets get naked, make it anyway you want At your disposal so tell me what you like Lose your fears, lose your inhibitions and everything And open your mind So c'mon down to Barney's ball-a-rama Let it all out Sex is not a crime So c'mon down to Barney's ball-a-rama The best way I know for a natural high So c'mon down to Barney's ball-a-rama