Spray - Twitter Campaign lyrics

Twitter campaign, twitter campaign I'm gonna start my own twitter campaign I'm a ma**ive egotist with time on my hands I'm a housebound sociopath - hear my demands! I'm a Tory spin doctor who doesn't understand All the ins and outs but someone said it's big in Japan Twitter campaign, twitter campaign I'm gonna start my own twitter campaign Get the House of Commons painted aquamarine Hype my band to number one hundred and eighteen Claim that Charlie Sheen has fallen down a ravine Tell a dozen people that you're in the canteen Twitter campaign, twitter campaign I'm gonna start my own twitter campaign Boasting to my friends I'm at a gig that they're not Modestly confessing I've a swa*ky new job Oh, and by the way I'm in Marseilles on a yacht Here's a picture of my dog, he's got a hat on. Lol. Twitter update, twitter update I'm gonna publish my twitter update Twitter campaign, twitter campaign I'm gonna start my own twitter campaign What happened to mystique? A little mystery in life? I know too much about too much but none of it's worthwhile We moan about CCTV, "they're spying day and night" Well you surveille yourselves without infringing human rights Outrage at the way the papers distort the news Campaign for a dissident jailed in Timbuktu To be honest, I'm not bothered, it's the least I can do To make me feel important with a mouse click or two Serious face, serious face I'm gonna wear my serious face The levels of ban*lity we've recently reached Are at levels we've not seen since the invention of speech And giving extra outlets for the boring to preach It's akin to evolution just admitting defeat Twitter campaign, twitter campaign I'm gonna start my own twitter campaign Twitter campaign, twitter campaign I'm gonna start my own twitter campaign