Spray - Squabble At The Rotary Club lyrics

Everybody! You want to be The top dog Permanently And that consumes Your waking hours Until such time That they're not waking hours The human mind is an amazing piece of kit But it's accepting nature doesn't really sit With it's capacity for always being right There'll be a squabble at the rotary club tonight There'll be a quarrel over who said what to whom There'll be a quibble over when you should say "whom" There'll be some pettiness about some oversight There'll be a squabble at the rotary club tonight Everybody! Loves inconsequence And they're loving it In the progressive tense And you know To win this time Won't take Too much thinking time Now nit-picking over technicalities And feeling pressure over trivialities It all means that there is just one sure thing in sight There'll be a squabble at the rotary club tonight There'll be some bickering about a point inferred There'll be recriminations over the dessert There'll be a fracas over something misapplied There'll be a squabble at the rotary club tonight There'll be annoyance over yet-unknown offence There'll be some stress over ambiguous expense There'll be some sulking and a whispering campaign There'll be a squabble at the rotary club again Why is there so much violence in Britain today? When people can't control themselves, it's moral/ social decay We're on a downward spiral it's the end of the age We're sinking deep into the mire of self destruction and rage There'll be some fisticuffs and something will get spilt There'll be a cry of "just forget it, you'll get k**ed" There'll be a tussle it'll help to clear the air There'll be a story to relate to the au pair There'll be squabble at the rotary club tonight