Driving down the strip in a convertible it's a dream T shirts with slogans and a gang who look suspiciously clean for the streets Coquettishly waving at the cars that pa** Sharing our burgers and abusing staff All my friends from central casting laugh As we Take our life By the horns Being free Be ourselves And we dance Through the street Causing Mayhem, albeit quite restrained Mayhem - parameters rule! I always wanted to say "I always wanted to say that" It implies anarchy Mayhem, government approved Mayhem, sanctioning the beat I always wanted to say "I always wanted to say that" I don't know what to believe anymore We are all unique but in a most peculiar way Garish individuals yet easily interchanged At regular intervals a lesson arrives To teach about growth within your personal life They're all much the same, but then we're all much alike So you Take your life By the horns Being free Be yourself Just like me Just like me Causing Mayhem, without agenda, just Mayhem with no message at all I always wanted to say "I always wanted to say that" I'm the kooky one, see Mayhem, we can all join in Mayhem, with respect and esteem I always wanted to say "I always wanted to say that" It's witty without being remotely amusing at all