[Intro] TV party tonight! TV party tonight! TV party tonight! TV party tonight! [Verse] We're gonna have a TV party tonight (Alright!) We're gonna have a TV party alright (Tonight!) [Chorus] We've got nothing better to do Than watch TV and have a couple of brews [Verse] Everybody's gonna hang out here tonight (Alright!) We're gonna pa** out on the couch alright (Tonight!) [Chorus] [Bridge] Don't talk about anything else We don't wanna know We're dedicated To our favorite shows That's Incredible! Hill Street Blues! Dallas! Fridays! [Verse] We sit glued to the TV set all night (And every night!) Why go into the outside world at all (It's such a fright!) [Chorus] [Verse] TV news shows what it's really like out there (It's a scare!) You can go out if you want (We wouldn't dare!) [Chorus] [Bridge] Don't talk about anything else We don't wanna know We're dedicated To our favorite shows Saturday Night Live! Monday Night Football! Jeffersons! Vega$! [Verse] I wouldn't be without my TV for a day (Or even a minute!) I don't even bother to use my brain anymore (There's nothing left in it!) [Chorus] [Verse] Hey, wait a minute! My TV set doesn't work (It's broken!) This isn't fair! What are we gonna do tonight? (We're hurtin'!) [Chorus] [Bridge] What are we gonna talk about? I don't know! We're gonna miss our favorite shows! No That's Incredible! No Monday Night Football! No Jeffersons! No Fridays! No TV Party Tonight