[Verse 1] So as I sip my third Heineken, I feel disturbed Stupefied by the tools and the fools I observe In the spot's where I rock, they deserve not a word In a column, I'm not ballin' but I'll throw you all a curve Lounging with my baby mama, chillin' watching Jeopardy I can hear you in the kitchen trying to steal my recipes But I should play dumb - I'll talk about weed Talk about Wells, so you don't see up my sleeves I'm counting cash made from the shirts To counteract the night I had to take off work Me and Bees kept trees in the freezer I had tracks over Weezer, it's like I'm sorry geezer, (but,) but this isn't the old days You think I like Coldplay, I hear what you don't say I could read between the lines As if I broke up coke upon the New York Times I'm making that at every opportunity Recognize nobody's hungry I'll make you food to me! [Verse 2] So pa** the Texas Pete, watch me s** this beat I spend my money wisely, no thoughts of Lexus ES You think it's all John Madden, Tony Hawk I'll let you think that, I'll formulate the plot - Mac They got it crooked, I'm booking December gigs in August Album sales solid, I'm BICing your freakin' wallet I'm honestly promising to be sicker than jaundice Sippin' gin and tonic, smirkin' I'm just a different type of person I've been thinkin' of my master plan In a smoke-filled whip, freestyling, just ask my man, Cam You're exactly where you were five years ago And me, I'm not even where I was a beer ago Or what have you, I rock shows with Matthew Now everybody'd like to beat Spose in battles Quarter tank of gas on the road less-traveled Save your opinion, baby I don't think I asked you, did I? [Verse 3] As I sip my fifth Heineken, I calm my nerves No use giving flight to a dead bird No use giving hope to a lost cause I'd be better off trying to take a cripple for a jog We brought these rhymes and guitars and drums From where we're from Just to show you show you how far we've come It's like, why kick dirt if we all can stay grounded? Why throw stones if we all could move mountains? But my only opponent is me And the demons between here and where I'm growing to be Good God, I know I'm gonna need my help If I'm ever gonna beat myself 'Till then, I rock mics for these Mikes and these Zacharies I'll make them feel the opposite of apathy As long as I got this faculty in back of me Know it's a steady climb with these rhymes toward my apogee