[Verse 1:] You can find me breaking up prescription d**, on Egyptian rugs I'm too blazed to be depicted thug, my blunts are like "what?" Ziplocs used to be in tip top form, it's like my hip-hop And then one morning police swarmed the dorm I was warned, but didn't listen, ignored my inhibitions I was snoring, they had warrants so now my parents b**hin' "No tuition because of your drug addiction!" "Oh Ryan, you're lyin'!" No, b**hes, it's non-fiction These blondes and brunettes are goddamn ruthless My wallet's anorexic and starvin', it's quite retarded Girls, you can't take them out like the garbage When the dinner costs more than the rent for your apartment They want diamonds, islands, expensive bottles I'm like, "How about the dollar menu at McDonalds?" But no girls are on their knees for fries and double cheese So jeez, at least my right hand will f** me for free! [Hook:] What's it all about? Drugs, girls, money, liquor Got me minding my dimes and nickles But still I'm alright 'Cause as long as I'm myself, it's cool I'm just trying not to be a tool If you feel me say Drugs, girls, money, liquor have got me Minding my dimes and nickles But still I'm alright 'Cause as long as I'm myself it's cool I'm just trying not to be a tool Shut the f** up! [Verse 2:] Spizzy still unequivocally ill, but no deal I'm from Wells, like the girl from The Ring, but no bling No ice like summer and my bank balance a bummer Call my mom's house, girl, they disconnected my number I ain't stinkin' rich, but at least I don't stank f** irrational skanks at Ocean National Bank You know I'm broke, but still breaking up Garcia Vega When I'm fiending White Castle or Sonic like Sega! Muchos Cannabis, I'm a blunt an*lyst Burritos, Fritos, Cheetos, and a sand-a-wich I got the munchies and the dank's smellin' funky And the chunky blunt's longer than a candle stick Hey, I like herbal sh**, Percocet, Vicodin It's like Heineken after Heineken I freestyle then rhyme again Also I'm drunk, trying to find 'shrooms And this slam pigs starting to look like Heidi Klum [Hook:] Aw yeah Drugs, girls, money, liquor have got me Minding my dimes and nickles But still I'm alright 'Cause as long as I'm myself it's cool I'm just trying not to be a tool And if you feel me say Drugs, girls, money, liquor have got me Minding my dimes and nickles But still I'm alright 'Cause as long as I'm myself, it's cool I'm just trying not to be a tool (But shut the f** up!) [Verse 3:] The time is now 4 A.M., bag with stems No honeys, mo money And this liquor got me feeling crummy, hug me In a secluded room, probably smokin' Buddha Probably thrice times booted, you can find me where the food is Or [cough] studderin' and pukin' sh** up Like-like the second half of 2 Girls 1 Cup - yuck! Lamented exes, and bimpin' s*uts Cause he's drunk like, "Whaaa, I don't give a fuuuu" Wylin', drunk dialin', freestylin' Zoned out, rocking closed eye-a-lids Me? I will get higher when I am smoking out a piece Like I preach nonviolence This liquor kicks it with my liver But f** that, where the d** at? Spizzy uninhibited drinker Girl, you'll never find Ryan lyin' on the mic But you might find Ryan high, lyin' on a dyke [Hook:] Aw yeah Drugs, girls, money, liquor have got me Minding my dimes and nickles But still I'm alright 'Cause as long as I'm myself it's cool I'm just trying not to be a tool If you feel me say Drugs, girls, money, liquor have got me Minding my dimes and nickles But still I'm alright 'Cause as long as I'm myself it's cool I'm just trying not to be a tool (Shut the f** up)