[Verse 1:] Fresh out of a love fest Pissing in the cup I give a f** about a drug test Charlie Sheen in it! I'm biwinning, f**ing five women f** the maid who came and changed my linens All I do is win when I'm playing this game p**n star chicks, dirtier than sh** stains Wow! I got tiger blood running through my thick veins And two and a half men, that's my dick's name! Winning! Running trains p**n s*ut conducted the mighty duck hockey motherf**er bro ask my brother Nobody controls Chuck, the only CBS I f**'s with nowadays Coke Bearing s*uts! I use a blender, I use a vacuum I use coke on vaginas in a bathroom! Wining! I'm gonna hang with these smoky hotties While your kids whip over your exploded bodies Like yeah I'm on a drug Is called Charlie Sheen I do in real life what you do in your dreams! Tiger in my ventricle Center full booty in my tentacles Two million in an episode, what did you expect? Dying is for fools, I just win and have s** Which of these women have necks? Interviews smoking cigarettes, I'm running trains on dames you jerk off to on the internet! Yeah I had a family, I got a warm heart Let's play find Charlie's dick, where is it? Hint: its in a p**n star, uh I make Casey Jordan get like eight abortions While I snorted her portion up off the porcelain and lost endorsements Join the team, I got a couple bottles in me I'm a coke machine, Charlie Sheen! Winning! You can't handle my type of d** Uh, put the p**y in the tiger blood I only got one speed, that's go Invite my ex-wife over am I sober? No! Now I got more head than a totem poll and duh Winning! Too much to overdose! Put the yayo in the pipe, put the pipe to the flame I just blinked and I cured my brain Came to party here and to drop a couple millie Now I'm f**ing with these groupie eyed armless children Charlie Sheen! I' a monster, bro I already conquered everywhere you want to go Plus I convert tin cans into pure gold And the only MC that I'm down is The Spose! Im freakin' on b**hes are eager to get it up in it .... blow Im quitting the business to give em the dick and im jizzing on bellies of hoes. Im Sheen and Im mean .... give me 3 million a show. Got the blood of a tiger if f**ing like five of the smoking hotties you know [Outro:] I'm not from this particular terrestrial realm Charliton A noble men King Charles peasants Im f**ing all the peasants