The little leagues, the spare-time sports Works teams and pub teams Sandwiches for the darts competition Oranges at half time Spare time tennis, scrambling on fields Hustle and bustle for the love of the game Jack high for the local bowls match Winners and losers, all much the same But there's a bloke been hanging around Technical improvements, capital gains Investment plans, advertising space He's come to put an end to the fun and games Come to put an end to the fun and games Come to put an end to the fun and games