The wife she washes the football strip The wife buys my sports socks and irons my kit I lose a golf shoe, the wife looks for it And that's what I call teamwork And that's what I call teamwork The wife she repairs my badminton shorts The wife types up the team reports The wife feeds the kids whilst I'm on the court And that's what I call teamwork And that's what I call teamwork And that's what I call teamwork