Sportchestra! - One-Sided Game lyrics

With a flick of the boot and a nod of the head The ball goes crashing in the back of the net But the referee and linesman disallow the goal 'Cause the boot's on the other foot, the scorer is a girl All the men they get together Squawking, balding birds of a feather The old boys club is under siege So they'll never have a woman in the Football League There ain't nothing like a dame To the moral guardians of the game All the men they get together Squawking, balding birds of a feather Sport and life, they're both the same Traditional upheld, imbalance remains