54 inch around the chest Stitching ripping on his vest Biceps, triceps, ready to flex A gold medallion around his neck He looks more like the Michelin Man He's trapped inside a multi-gym I think I'd rather be the wimp Living life the Atlas way Pumping iron every day Eats his own big body weight And never gets sand kicked in his face He looks more like the Michelin Man He's trapped inside a multi-gym I think I'd rather be the wimp