Sportchestra! - Mad Max lyrics

Dipping into his Filofax He wonders who he can buy next "C'mon, Play the game the Maxwell way And you'll never lose, come what may" There'll be the Maxwell League And the Maxwell Cup The Maxwell Trophy For Maxwell clubs Maxwell United and Maxwell Town Who only play at Maxwell grounds If you believe what the Mirror says You'd think that Maxwell's trying to save the game "Mirror, Mirror, on the wall Who's the biggest liar of all?" There'll be the Maxwell League And the Maxwell Cup The Maxwell Trophy For Maxwell clubs Maxwell United and Maxwell Town Who only play at Maxwell grounds Mister, can we have our football back?