Spork k**s - Business For Pleasure lyrics

VERSE 1 Girl, you got me wrong We got along But not because of your strange chemistry You're in the workspace next to me And they got rules about this kind of stuff Lots of folks wanna rock the boat It's almost like they don't know you're not supposed To put your lips on a chick, that you got to know In the office, especially when she's one of your bosses Of course, it's due to the forces of nature That makes ya a fool when she offers To head to the saloon for a Foster's You're only gonna end up gettin' the boot by human resources CHORUS Just say... No way... Someone stop me... Hey, I got benefits, man, this job's great VERSE 2 Girl, you got me wired It's awful dire Let's not get fired And it's not my Pops that hired me anyway... I ain't naming names...but you know what I'm sayin!! Meet me at the water cooler for a nightcap Nice memo, girl, did you write that? We're in the office and this is how Mike acts I don't think this is what you meant by my staff But despite that, we're doing the dirty To think, it all started out with you bein' flirty I bet you thought you'd never see Louis in early But this girlie's got her paws glued to my curlies CHORUS Just say... No way... Someone stop me... I can't give all this 401K! VERSE 3 Girl, you got me whipped There's lots of fish To jostle with Just not in this strange seascape rendering Girl, you rocked my heart so hard It's off the doctor's chart And it smarts, but we ain't surrendering! They sent in the General Management And a panel for examining s**ual hara**ment And the workplace an*lyst, heavy scrutinizer Our first date will happen, when they send me to retire Every supervisor likes getting ravished Tell me who's the wiser if their eyes never catch us in the practice If they do, they might let me have it. Damn girl you better have a nice severance package CHORUS Just say... No way... Someone stop me... Oh all these unused vacation days Just say... No way... Someone stop me... I used to have such a great resume