Spoons - South American Vacation lyrics

We¹ve come far on mighty ships across the sea Martinis on the upper deck Unruly skies, a bit of wind decides our fat Oh, no shuffleboard today Rented car awaits the new found pa**engers Destined for the tropical Blown out tire, smiling faces in the bush No, tourists never learn South American vacation Hot nights sitting at the terrace bar Fighting 'bout the next day¹s destinations South American vacation Hot nights swimming at the terrace bar Canceling the next day¹s reservations It¹s been hard to keep a sound mind in this heat Planning our escape South American vacation Hot nights sitting at the terrace bar Fighting 'bout the next day¹s destinations South American vacation What I think we better do next year We¹ll take separate vacations