Breakfast in the morning Coffee tea or me? A diamond in the bushes Take your rocket to the tip of my world I'm sorry a rain check is all that I have But hey, call me A tablespoon of cookies A tablespoon of milk A ton of invitations Now I'm talking like I'm king of the world Now you've got your cake Your better savour each flavour Bit by bit by bit Why did I do what I did? Didn't mean what I said Should have gone straight to bed Can't be bothered with Why did I do what I did? Didn't mean what I said All the things I regret Keep on asking A stolen pair of antlers I put in on my head I walk past all the neighbours Now there's probably not a chance in the world That we'll ever barbecue again Why did I do what I did? Didn't mean what I said Should have gone straight to bed Can't be bothered with Why did I do what I did? Didn't mean what I said All the things I regret Keep on asking me Why? Why? Why? Why?