Spongebob Squarepants - Superior lyrics

I look out from my window At the losers down below I'm a king and they're just bums I'm a toast among the crumbs The profile in the mirror Gets more cla**ic everyday Every feature every trait Is this to be my fate? Oh why was I made this way? Blast you Superior I'm so much better than you I'm cut above the rest In so many ways I'm blessed Woe is me, what shall I do? Superior The creamy crème de la crop I'm flying on a higher plane Try to drag me down your drain But I'll remain right here on top Thank you Eons and eons of devolving peons Have just served to lower the bar It's survival of the dumbest While us great ones get punished In a world of black holes I'm a star Superior Oh don't you wish you were me? You're so bland and I'm sublime A pearl cast before you swine But you're too blind to see Hello! A cut crystal jar, a fine caviar A bubble bath and gold pinky rings Ascots and gree Me, me, me and more me Along with a quartet of strings Watch me work Oop, oop, wait for me, now Oh, somebody's flat Wait, my reed, sorry I'm picking up, 5, 6, 7, 8 Superior You ask me how I know The answer's so profound Oh how do I dumb this down? You inferior, me superior Nothing's makes me leerier Than your gauche exterior I'm superior! The next evolutionary step