Stick your hands up in the air Shake your bottom like your pants are square Start a tremblin' down in your knees Slide on the floor like it's covered with grease Would you like a little extra cheese Now you're doing the Krabby Patty Flipping patties at the Krusty Krab That's how I started this brand new fad I know I'm looking good right now With my big blue eyes and my L7 trow You wanna learn well I'll teach you how You'll be doing the Krabby Patty Krabby Patty Krabby Patty Krabby Patty Krabby Patty Come on join my Krusty crew I made the Krabby Patty just for you Throw out those hot dogs, burgers and fries Lose the bowls of chili and the piece of pies How do you cook it man that's no riddle You gotta sizzle just a little in the middle of the grill Just ask any gourmet fish It's Bikini Bottom's number one dish The Krusty Krab's really where its at Look how we rolled out the welcome mat The patty's skinny but the buns are fat When we're doing the Krabby Patty Oh, you wanna learn how to do the Krabby Patty Well, here's what you gotta do Take your patty and throw it on the grill Can you feel it? It's such a thrill Now you reach up and put on some ketchup You're a natural-a with that spatula Let the mustard trickle and little slice of pickle Now put it on a bun, you're almost done Here it comes, yeah yeah yeah yeah! Krabby Patty (oh, you're looking good) Krabby Patty (start your diet tomorrow) Krabby Patty (slap some lettuce on) Krabby Patty (yeah) Buy a bag, a box, a carton, a case Stomp your feet and feed your face Krabby Patty Krabby Patty Krabby Patty Krabby Patty