(Speaking) I thought I had everybody by my side, But I went and blew it all sky high, And now she wont even spare a pa**ing glance All just because I (rip) ripped my pants (Singing) When big Larry came round just to put him down Spongebob turned into a clown And no girl ever wants to dance With a fool who went and (rip) ripped his pants I know I shouldn't mope around I shouldn't curse But the pain feels so much worse But windin up with no one is a lot less fun then a burn From the sun or sand in your buns! Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget Listen and you wont regret Be true to yourself don't miss your chance And you won't end up like the fool who ripped His pants