Spongebob Squarepants - Shellback Shenanigans lyrics

[episode starts at the Krusty Krab at night] SpongeBob: [Flips sign from "open" to "closed] Good night, Mr. Krabs. Mr. Krabs: Closing time already? SpongeBob: Yep, I just gave the last order to the last customer. Mr. Krabs: Oh, well I'll see you tomorrow. SpongeBob: Say, Mr. Krabs, can I give Gary a Krabby Patty for tomorrow? Because tomorrow is a special day! Mr. Krabs: Sure! Wait, what's tomorrow? SpongeBob: Gasp! Mr. Krabs, did you forget what tomorrow is? It's "Bring Your Pet To Work" day! Mr. Krabs: Oh, okay! You may give your snail a Krabby Patty. But please give me a tip, cause pets are sooo special! SpongeBob: You got it, Mr. Krabs! [Gives Mr. Krabs a small amount of change] Thanks, Mr. Krabs! [Leaves, then pops out of no where] Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs: What the...?! SpongeBob: [speaking gibberish] Mr. Krabs: What, what?! SpongeBob: We're all out of krabby patties! Mr. Krabs: Did you check the freezer?! SpongeBob: I checked the freezer, the spare freezer, the back-up frezer, extra freezer, the rear freezer, the micro freezer, and the freezer under the stairs! Mr. Krabs: What about the freezer in the attic? SpongeBob: We don't have an attic. Mr. Krabs: No attic?! SpongeBob: You sold it, remember? Mr. Krabs: Oh, yeah. [Plankton and Karen are spying on Krabs and SpongeBob from the Chum Bucket with a telescope] Plankton: Okay, now what's he saying? Karen: I have no idea. Plankton: What? I thought you said you read lips! Karen: I can, but you took away my telescope away! [Plankton gives the telescope to Karen] Mr. Krabs: [In the telescope] Well, that settles it, SpongeBob. We're just gonna have to make a fresh batch of krabby patties. SpongeBob: A fresh batch? Mr. Krabs: You heard me. A fresh batch of krabby patties. Plankton: Okay, now what's he saying? Karen: He said they're going to make a fresh batch of Krabby Patties. Plankton: A fresh batch of—ooh, this is good. This is really good!' SpongeBob: When are we making this fresh batch of Krabby Patties, Mr. Krabs? Mr. Krabs: What? Plankton: Okay, now what'd he say? Karen: What? Plankton: I said, "What'd he say?" Karen: He said, "What?" Plankton: I have no idea, that's why I'm asking you what he said! Karen: I know that, and I'm saying he said, "What?"! Plankton: I know that! Wait... oh, he said, "What?". Karen: Yes! SpongeBob: Wow, a fresh batch of Krabby Patties! Gary's gonna go crazy! Mr. Krabs: You know, SpongeBob, might not be a good idea to bring your dirty snail into me restaurant. I think we just might want to reschedule "Bring Your Pet To Work" day. SpongeBob: No! Mr. Krabs, I promise that Gary will be clean. I'll make sure he takes an extra long bath tonight! Mr. Krabs: Okay, but make sure your pet is healthy, and clean! Plankton: Healthy and Clean, Fresh Batch of Krabby Patties? Ooh, I think I smell a plan! [Bubbles change the scene showing SpongeBob's House] SpongeBob: Gary! I brought you a delicious treat! Gary: Meow. SpongeBob: Oh, there you are Gar bear I got you some kelp fries. [Holds a bag, and grabs out a plate of french fries. Gary sniffs them] I was going to bring you a Krabby Patty, but we ran out! So, you enjoy them while I get your bath ready. [Gary gets scared and runs away while SpongeBob fills the bath tub] Gary! Your bath is ready! Gary? [Eats a kelp fry] Gary? [Walks in the kitchen. He sees Gary hiding under the counter] Gary, not again come on out it's dirty! [Grabs Gary] Gotcha! Come on Gary, quit messing ar....[Tries to pull him out but accidentally trips and Gary flies into a pot on top of the refrigerator and is covered in mud] Gary: Meow. SpongeBob: [Upset] Great, Gary,just great! Now you need an extra, extra, extra, extra long bath! You're not going to come down from there, are you? Gary: Meow. [No] SpongeBob: Ugh! you win, we'll bathe you in the morning! [Flicks off the light and leaves.. Bubbles change the scene. Gary hears a knock on the door and comes to answer it] Plankton: [In a disguise wearing a wig and has a suitcase] Good morning sir! My name is Sheldon R. Shellcleaner, owner and operator of Super Shell Cleaner Vacations Unlimited. Can I ask you a question? Are you tire of your dirty shell resulting in tireless hours of... SpongeBob: [Off screen] Gary! I'm going to start the bath! Plankton: Look I'll just cut to the chase. Do you have a dirty shell and hate bath time? Gary: Meow. [Yes] {{L|Plankton|Of course you do! That's why I must tell you about our limited time offer. Where not 4, not 3, but 1 luxurious night here![Opens suitcase and a large poster pops out] At Club Shell! A perfect resort for snails. Don't try to pinch yourself this could be... SpongeBob: [off screen] Gary! The bath is ready! Plankton: ...all yours! Now I know what your thinking but I got you covered! [Shows Gary an orange shell] A temporary shell will be provided for you to wear while yours is being cleaned, and all of this is free of charge of course. SpongeBob: [off screen] Gary! Your bath is ready! [Gary immediately puts on the shell and leaves] {{L|Plankton|have a pleasant stay! Bon Voyage! [Closes the door and takes off the disguise, goes into Gary's real shell, and puts small balls on his antannaes, making him look like Gary] If my reasoning is correct, as SpongeBob's pet I'll get to witness Krabby Patties being made from scratch! Then I can copy the formula, and destroy Krabs once and for all! SpongeBob: [Appears walking next to Plankton in the shell and mistakes him for Gary] Ah-ha there you are Gar-Bear! [Picks him up and walks up the stairs] Oh, you naughty little snail hiding from me! I'm gonna give you a real good scrubbing. You have to be sparkly clean for "Bring your pet to work day"! And today is the day! [Goes to the bath tub and drops "Gary" in the tub] First I'm gonna start you off with a yummy smelling shower gel! Plankton: Wha...? [Gets squirted with the gel and is covered in shampoo] SpongeBob: Ahhh, smells nice, doesn't it? Plankton: Ugh... SpongeBob: [Takes "Gary" and holds him above his head] Prepare yourself for the scrubbing of a lifetime! [Scrubs Plankton by dragging him back and forth like a sponge] Plankton: [screams] SpongeBob: [Stops scrubbing him] Doesn't that feel good? Plankton: [Coughs and Chokes] Curses! Oh, I mean... meow? SpongeBob: [Nervous] Gary, are you feeling alright? Plankton: I've never felt better! Uh, I mean... meow! [Soap washes off and reveals his body to SpongeBob] SpongeBob: [Worried] Gary! You're turning green! And talking! Plankton: No I'm not. SpongeBob: [Rushes down the stairs holding "Gary"] We gotta get you to the pet hospital! Plankton: What?! But what about the fresh batch of Krabby Patties?! I mean, meow! SpongeBob: You're right, Gary! I have to call Mr. Krabs and tell him I'm late! Gosh, Gary, your a lot talkative when you're sick. [Bubbles change the scene showing the hospital.. To Sadie] Doctor, My pet snail is turning green and he's talking. Is he alright? [Sadie takes a look at "Gary"] Plankton: [Afraid she might notice it's him] Meow? [Sadie throws bottles of medicine on the ceiling while shrieking in horror] SpongeBob: Sooo, is that a yes or a no? Sadie: I've never seen such a terrible thing! Doctors, run this snail to the room! [Bubbles change the scene and Plankton is sitting on a bed] Plankton: [Sees a large computer, thinking wheter it's Karen] Karen! Oh, sorry. I thought you were someone else. Sadie: [Walks in the room] Don't you worry, Gary. I'm just going to give you some tests. It'll be over before you know it. [We hear Plankton screaming in pain while the screen shows the hospital. SpongeBob breathes heavily thinking about "Gary"] Doctor#1: Sir, all we're saying is that your pet snail is still in the room taking tests. Doctor#2: [To Doctor#1] That's what I'm not saying. SpongeBob: [Wailing] Oh, Gary! [cries] Doctor#2: [To SpongeBob] Yes, we tried everything we can, sir, we just can't seem to find out what's wrong with him! I've never seen anything like it. SpongeBob: Please save him, doctor! [Bubbles change the scene] Plankton: [Sleeps on the bed, then wakes up paranoid] Please! No more! Sadie: It's okay, honey, the tests are over. I'm just going to give you a little pill. Plankton: Whew! I'm glad that's over. Sadie: [Takes out a giant pill bigger than Plankton] Open wide. [Plankton screams as Sadie puts the pill in his mouth] Sadie: There, that wasn't so bad, was it? [Plankton has the pill in his mouth, tears up, and spits out the pill all over her] That's not good... [Bubbles change the scene showing SpongeBob still crying] Uh, Mr. SquarePants? SpongeBob: [stops crying and heads over to "Gary" who is covered up in bandages] Gary! Sadie: The doctors say there's nothing we can do. It's best to take your snail home and let nature take it's course... SpongeBob: Doctor, you don't mean... [Sadie walks away] Doctor?! Oh well, Gary, it looks like this is...[sniff]... the end. [wails] Plankton: If I could just have a... [cough cough] Krabby Patty before I go... SpongeBob: Sure thing, Gary, but... [sniffs] Plankton: But what? SpongeBob: Well, now that you can talk... I'm running out of time to say I love you! [continues wailing and crying] Plankton: [sighs] Oh, boy... [Bubbles change the scene to the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob walks while holding "Gary" to the Krusty Krab] SpongeBob: Don't you worry, Gary, I'll whip you up the best Krabby Patty you've ever eaten. [Bus Drives by] Tourist: So, Once again we'd like to thank you for choosing Club Shell, And we hope to see you again soon. SpongeBob: [Carrying "Gary"] Just a little further, Gare-bare. Gary: [Looks Out Window] Plankton: Yes! [Gary pulls busline angrily and slithers over to the Krusty Krab on order to put Plankton to d**h] SpongeBob: [Puts "Gary" down on the floor next to the grill] Now you just wait here, and daddy will fix you up that Krabby Patty I told you about. See you Gary... [Walks away gloomily] Plankton: Yes, Spongefool come back with the formula and victory will be mine! [Gary slithers to Plankton angrily and growls at him] Plankton: Uh, mommy? [Gary beats Plankton up, while Mr. Krabs hears this, and he sees Plankton running out the door] [Fire Extinguisher flies out the delivery window] Mr. Krabs: Plankton? [Finds out Gary beat him out of the restaurants and had an idea. Bubbles change the scene. Gary is at the Krusty Krab door letting people in, then Plankton in a costume comes up to Gary] Plankton: Good day, sir. I'm just here to sample some of your delicious Krabby fare. [Gary Growls] Whoa, hold on there, fido! [screams and runs away] I'm going! I'm going! SpongeBob: Wow, Mr. Krabs, Gary's doing a great job as bouncer. He's really earning his pay! Mr. Krabs: Well, he takes after you, lad. [surprised] Pay?!?