Spongebob Squarepants - Yvon Of The Yukon lyrics

There once was a frenchman Yvon was his name Exploring new worlds he dreamed was his fame But reading a map was not his forte So poor Yvon was soon cast away Yvon of the Yukon Sailing the stormy seas Yvon of the Yukon No one could hear his pleas He soon found himself in a bit of a pickle The frigid north seas proved more than fickle Yvon's navigation would soon cost a price He was knocked overboard and turned in to ice Yvon of the Yukon Happless Volunteer Yvon of the Yukon Frozen for hundreds of years 300 years pa**ed and with some irony Yvon was thawed up by Mutt's need to pee Yvon claimed the land for his country's glory And that's the start of Yvon's story Yvon of the Yukon Frozen by icy seas Yvon of the Yukon (De-frosted for you and for me)