Oh, it's drawing very near My favorite time of year The snow is falling and the cold wind blows Christmas is almost here And I know that Santa, Santa, Santa Has his jolly little eyes on me It keeps me warm and filled with glee To know Santa has his eyes on me I light my house like a Christmas tree Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-lee 'Cause Santa, Santa, Santa has his jolly little eyes on me Hi, Squidward, what are you doing today? Stringing lights so Santa knows In no uncertain terms To go away! Okay? Santa, Santa, Santa Has his jolly little eyes on me He sees everything I do With his left eye on me and his right eye on you Ooh, what's that? It's a trap, a trap for Santa Oo, baited with Christmas treats? I will trap Santa In my box Locked up like Fort Knox And make him stop the clocks A-a-and we'll have Christmas all year long Hey! A cookie! Oooh, Santa, Santa, Santa Has his jolly little eyes on me Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-lee And who is that I see Underneath her Christmas tree? Oh Christmas, oh Christmas Is sweet mystery I'll mix a dash of Christmas cheer With a candy cane And deconstruct its alchemy Merry Christmas, Sandy Merry Christmas, SpongeBob! Santa, Santa, Santa Has his jolly little eyes on me Hi Mr. Krabs! Are you ready for Christmas? Why, Christmas is me favorite time of the year After all, 'tis the season of getting Don't you mean the season of giving? Exactly! The more you give, the more I get Oh, Santa, Santa, Santa has his eye on me He's sees everything I've done Every plot, plan, and scheme It's just a bit of fun Santa has his eye on me Every naughty deed Is written in his scroll So every Christmas morning I get a stocking full of coal!