We can hear you, we want to get down We're down with you Ow, ow Ye-haw, ye-haw, yeah, yeah Ye-haw, ye-haw, yeah, yeah I'm going down to the woodshed, baby Got my gumboots on I'm going down to the tractor, baby Seventy-nine and wee-by And wee-by Eddie Rayner, calling for Eddie Rayner Eddie Rayner Got the tractor out of the woodshed You're my best friend, you help me Face the facts with your flights of fancy You're the one I want to hobnob with You're a man after my own heart Two is company, three's a crowd At my temper with family circle Have to pay the penalty Just another allied casualty You're my best friend, you're my only Won't break or bend, you're no phony Melodrama, make me snap Now, my sidekick is the world and his way Come and help me right some wrongs We're in limbo, bollocks a kimbo CHORUS You're my best friend, you're my only Won't break or bend, you're no phony I don't see you, we're still friendly Separate not for love or money That's how it is for me and my friend We hold each other aloft We go crafting together We take the smooth with the rough CHORUS