Dee Jay: You've been listening to the Spliff Radio Show, really a parody Involving your adiction to this plastic-move called "Rock'n'Roll" You hear about performers being hooked bot, in fact we're all junkies Feeding a habit that recycles with ev'ry dollar that crosses the counter Of your local record-shop It might be a habit you can't kick, but if you listen, really listen to this album At least we can say: "We told you so!" Hey brown shoes, hangin' round Expecting new heroes You wanna get high on them 'cause they're so far away Far away And when the star goes on his trip Girls start screaming, getting sick No dope, can't cope No blow, no show Waste your days at the radio Frustration is your measure Expensive cars your treasure You should start screaming out, hey You don't get no pleasure You adore the names, you start these games Ma** attacks, ma** media, ma** turbation, ma** production The dirty taste of money is the reason for our smile You ain't need to take no speed boy, we can spit the bile We can keep you high The herding instinct, stampede Ma** psychosis, terminal d**h wish Hey messy boys, I wanna hear your messy voice What's the magic drug of your choice, could it be rock or just ugly noise You wanna hear the news Rock is a drug Rock is a drug Rock is a drug Rock is a drug Listen to the band, I'm amazed how they cram So much junk in a room, they say they're playing tunes Rock is a drug Rock is a drug Rock is a drug Rock is a drug Tough luck boys, you're making noise It's an easy tune, it's just a music ruin Such a crazy beat, you're beating meat I hear the sh**ty vibes, morning, noon and night Rock is a drug Rock is a drug Rock is a drug Rock is a drug Ha, ha, make money from you, that's what I do What you get back is just a vomit attack Rock is a drug Rock is a drug Rock is a drug Rock is a drug Rock is a drug Rock is a drug Rock is a drug Rock is a drug