Hello my friend, and you are my friend 'Til the very end, 'til the grizzly end Surprise, surprise, right between the eyes Did you believe in me? Did you trust in me? I'm gonna smile at you, so you'll do what I tell you to You are my friend, my stupid friend Surprise, surprise, believing all those lies Will you compromise? Will you agonize? Do this, do that, and don't ask questions Now this, now that, there is no protection Surprise, surprise, you were so unwise To believe in me, and my company Surprise, surprise, right between the eyes Did you believe in me? Did you trust in me?