Who tells us that God is cool Who prefers to teach in an all boy's school Who breaks the law but is not liable Who's the man with the sticky bible Father Peter, the Pedophile Priest Who reads to us from the book of Job (Jobe) Who's the man with the lump in his robe Who hugs your son but not your daughter Who dunks his dick in the holy water Father Peter, the Pedophile Priest Who says "Let us all give thanks." Who greets the altar boys with spanks Who warns us about masturbation Who's the biggest prick in the congregation Father Peter, the Pedophile Priest Who knows the words to all the psalms Who's the priest with the sweaty palms Who chose the most pious profession Who gropes the boys while in confession Father Peter, the Pedophile Priest Who fondles his rosary Who denies his h*mos**uality Who gets aroused during genuflection Who's the priest with the big erection Father Peter, the Pedophile Priest