I was born from my mother's an*s The doctor slapped my dad I turned around and licked dear mother To taste the goods she had I was baptized in a public toilet Breast-fed by a sewer rat At night I slept with leeches By day I bathed in fat God bless our little ba*tard God bless our little sh** God bless our brand new baby boy 'Cause I was born...born (born, born, born) Born out the a** like a turd full of corn 'Cause I was born...born (born, born, born) Born out the a** into a world full of scorn I was raised in a vacant warehouse Went to school in Marcus Hook Mom packed an enema bag lunch Jeffrey Dahmer taught her to cook Each day she fed me tampons Straight from her burning bush Each night I changed her diaper Used my tongue to wipe her tush God bless our little ba*tard God bless our little sh** God bless our brand new baby boy 'Cause I was born...born (born, born, born) Born out the a** like a turd full of corn 'Cause I was born...born (born, born, born) Born out the a** into a world full of scorn You may think this is quite absurd But mommy pooped me out like a greasy turd 'Cause I was born...born (born, born, born) Born out the a** like a turd full of corn 'Cause I was born...born (born, born, born) Born out the a** into a world full of scorn