My baby's nice, she's so polite. She says "please? when she ask me Stay the night She's around the house, she love me so. She pickin' up a little bit of my Rising, rising dough. Good lordy god, my gosh all mighty, Her booty fine, and it's trimmed so tidy, Horseradish, mama, just a smidge, Spend a whole lotta time peekin' into Her big old kitchen fridge. Gotta love it, it's my duty She gotta big fat funky booty, Not above it, makes me moody Whole mess of big fat funky booty Waoh! sweet sugar plum I'm crippled, blind, a little deaf and dumb. It 'cause it's about as wide as my big old garage door. We Arms around me and she hold me tight But i say, But i sure could use a bit of your funky booty though.?