Pick up my kid in a Jaguar Drop him off in a Mercedes Benz When you look over your shoulder You're gonna see me through different lens By the time you get to Phoenix I'll be laughing in L.A. By the time you find the right bottle of wine I'll be sipping my Courvoisier Because revenge is sweet But success is sweeter Take the salt from my wounds and put it in my margarita I'm the new kid on the candy store By the time you want me back I won't want you anymore When my walking shoes were newer You played me at your game And when my tears were fewer You'll put the sham into my pain And when I'm wrinkling the sheets With someone you don't know I'll be using your cold shoulder To chill the veuve cliqueau Because revenge is sweet But success is sweeter Take the salt from my wounds and put it in my margarita I'm the new kid on the candy store By the time you want me back I won't want you anymore In for a penny, in for a pound of the flesh is weak and the spirit is hurt Even if the meek shall inherit the earth Can't wear your heart on your sleeve When you've lost on your shirt