Well I'm holding up a piece of gla** to the sun Well I might fool around but sometimes I get things done All of you bureaucrats, yeah you never have any fun And I'm holding up a piece of gla** to the sun Well I might be a dreamer, but at least I'm not a screamer Don't laugh, it's been a lot of screaming done Well I'm home today 'cause I got suspended from school For insubordination to one of their strong-armed fools I'm surprised he got so mad, I must've hit him in the j**els And I'm home today 'cause I got suspended from school Well my mom will be so mad, my family life's gone bad And my dad will think its a challenge to a duel Well I'm holding up a piece of gla** to the sun...